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THE TWO CHRISTMAS BOXES 



A Play for Girls. 



By ELSIE DUNCAN YALE 



Copyright, 1915, Eldrldg« Entertainmont House 



PUBLISHED BY 

Eldridge Entertainment House, 



FRANKLIN. OHIO 



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CHARACTERS ' ^ aV 

Mrs. Jenkins President of the Ladies' Aid 

Mrs. Hodges Member of the Ladies' Aid 

Mrs. Banks Member of the Ladies' Aid 

Mrs. Winter Member of the Ladies' Aid 

Miss Loomis Member of the Ladies' Aid 

Mrs. David Bro\:^n Missionary in Montana 

Dorothy Brown Daughter of Mrs. Brown 

Mildred Banks Daughter of Mrs. Banks 

Mrs. Worthington Sister-in-law of Mrs. Banks 

Geadys Daughter of Mrs. Worthington 

Marie A Maid 

The members of the Aid Society wear plain, rather 
old-fashioned street dresses, with the exception of Miss 
Loomis, whose dress should be so old-fashioned as to be 
amusing. In the first scene Mrs. Banks wears a plain 
house dress with white apron. Mrs. David Brown should 
be dressed neatly but plainly, and Dorothy wears shirt- 
waist and skirt. Mrs. Worthington should appear in an 
elaborate negligee, and Gladys in a pretty house dress, 
while Marie wears black dress, white apron and cap. 
Alildred wears sweater, cap and dark skirt. Beneath the 
sweater is worn a middy blouse. 

The first and last scenes take place in Mrs. Banks' sit- 
ting room. A few chairs, a bookcase, pictures and table 
will be required, also two wooden boxes, exactly alike. 

In the second scene a poorly furnished kitchen or liv- 
ing room is represented. Plain wood chairs should be 
used, while a red cover should be upon the table. Mrs. 
Brown should have a large mending basket beside her. 
The Christmas box should be in the foreground. 

The third scene should represent the living room of 
an apartment, and should be as handsomely furnished 
as possible. The Christmas box should be at the side 
of the room, but before unpacking, should be drawn into 
the foreground. 

i:i)CI.D 42600 

DEC20i9ib 



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SCENE I. 



{Mrs. Banks enters carrying large pile of 
clothing, zuhich she deposits upon a chair.) 

Mrs. Banks. Dear me, that was heavy! Now for the 
newspapers. 

(Exit and returns ivith nezuspapers tvhich she places 
on a table near the pile of clothing.) 

Mrs. B. Now I have twine all ready and scissors, and 
everything but the folks to do the work. It's the same 
way in every church. A few are willing to do all the 
work and the rest are all willing to have them. There 
comes Martha Jenkins now ! 

(Hurriedly straightens sofa cushion, changes position 
of chairs, smoothes hair.) 

(Enter Mrs. Jenkins.) 

Mrs. B. (effusively). Well, Martha, I am glad to 
see you ! I began to think that not a soul was coming 
to help me pack the missionary box. Take off your 
things ! 

Airs. Jenkins. Thank you. (Removes hat, gloves and 
coat.) 

Mrs. B. What a pretty waist! Did you buy it ready 
made? 

Mrs. J . New ! No indeed ! I made that out of last 
year's and the one before that pieced together. John has 
read an article about how you can make nice dresses out 
of stuff you have in the rag bag, so he says I'm just as 
smart as the woman that wrote that article, and he wanted 
me to try it. (sits). 

Mrs. Banks. Well, William did say something about 
that to me, so I suppose he read the same article, so I 



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said all right, but I'd have to economize on him too. I'd 
cut off the tops of his socks for wristlets for cold weather, 
and I'd make neckties out of Mildred's hairbows for him, 
and I'd try to make over his old frock coat into a sack 
coat to wear to the store on week days, so that silenced 
him all right ! 

Mrs. Jenkins. There's really no reason for economy 
being an exclusi^sely feminine virtue. 

Mrs. B. (Taking up several of the articles from the 
pile of clothing). These things look as if somebody had 
been economizing all right. 

Mrs. J. {placing ne^,.vspaper carefully in the bottom of 
the ho.x). Suppose we get busy now and pack the box. 
Mrs. B. {doubtfully). I don't believe any of the oth- 
ers are coming. 

Mrs. J. Emmeline Miller told me she couldn't come on 
account of domestic affliction. 

Mrs. B. {surprised). How terrible! What was it? 
Mrs. J. Her husband's mother and two aunts have 
come to spend a w^eek, and Emmeline said if that wasn't 
domestic affliction she didn't know what was ! 

Mrs. B. Well we can soon get the box packed. Here's 
a nice overcoat! {Holds it up.) 

Mrs. J. Marcia Hill sent that. The sleeves are a bit 
raggedy and the lining is torn quite badly but the mis- 
sionary's wife can fix it. They say that's one of the 
qualifications of a missionary's wife to be able to do any- 
thing. 

Mrs. B. I'll fold it and wrap it and you can put it in 
the box, {folds coat, wraps in paper. Hands to Mrs. 
Jenkins ivho places it in the bo.v). 

Mrs. B. I'm going to give this white shawl. (Holds 
up shawl.) It really ought to be cleaned or washed but 
I simply haven't the time. You know how busy everyone 
is^ just before Christmas. 

Mrs. J. O that can easily be cleaned in cornmeal or 
flour or gasoline, I forget which, {aside). I should 
think she'd be ashamed to send it! 



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Mrs. B. (wrappinoi shaiul). I know that the mission- 
aries lead much simpler lives than we do so of course 
they have more time. 

Mrs. J. Hand it to me and I'll but it beside the over- 
coat. 

Mrs. B. Airs. Hodges sent this dress of Clara's. 
(Holds up dress.) 

Mrs. J. It's rather fadey looking but there's a lot of 
wear in it yet. 

Mrs. B. There's a guimpe that goes with it, but when 
I asked Clara for it, she said her mother said the guimpe 
was too good to give away. 

Mrs. J. ( examining dress). It isn't a bad quality 
gingham and it could easily be boiled out and used for 
a white dress. Wrap it up and hand it over, (aside). 
If she is going to hold a farewell service over every last 
thing that goes in the box, we'll never get it packed. 

Mrs. B. Here's Emraeline Miller's red dress! (hold- 
ing up shabby dress.) 

Mrs. J. (surprised). O that dress! I don't see how 
she ever brought herself to part with it for she has worn 
it years and years ! 

Mrs. B. The material isn't so bad and it can be scoured, 
and scrubbed and pressed and mended and it will look 
quite respectable. (Wraps dress and hands to Mrs. J.) 
I'm going to give this suit of Albert's. Albert simply in- 
sists that he will not wear it another day, and so I thought 
it would do very well for the missionary's son. (Holds 
up patched and worn suit.) 

Airs. J. Well, I'm sure the missionary's son will be 
very thankful to get it. (Places suit in box.) 

Mrs. B. I'm going to give these ties too. (holds up 
gaudy ties). Two or three of them are new but Albert 
is so fussy he won't wear them. I'm afraid I've brought 
him up to be too particular. 

Mrs. J. I'm afraid you have, Louisa. 

Mrs. B. (indignantly). I don't know as he is any 



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more fussy than anybody else's boy. I like to see a boy 
particular about what he wears. (Folds ties and zcraps 
them. ) 

Mrs. J. (apologetically). Well, don't get mad, Lou- 
isa. I was just agreeing with you. (aside). Isn't she 
a tinder-box when anybody mentions her boy ! 

Mrs. B. Here's a cape from Mrs. \Vinter. It's w^arm, 
but you can't say much else about it. 

Mrs. J. Why it will be just the thing for those cold 
Montana winters. I think the missionary's wdfe will be 
glad to get it. 

Mrs. B. (examining cape). You see its some moth- 
eaten and I was scared for fear it would get moths in 
my house. I never have them. 

Mrs. J. Well wrap it up quick, and I'll tuck it in here 
beside the other things. Why we are getting quite a box 
full. (Places package in box.) 

Mrs. B. I thought I would contribute this red wrap- 
per. It's warm, even though it isn't so good looking. 
(Holds up shabby zvrapper.) 

Mrs. J. I'm sure that will be very useful. But what's 
that? 

Mrs. B. Miss Loomis has actually contributed her hat. 
Isn't it awful? 

Mrs. J. (hesitating). Really Louisa, we can't send 
that! It's terrible? 

Mrs. B. Miss Loomis would never forgive me if I 
didn't. I'd like to put it in the ash barrel though. (Holds 
up hat.) 

Mrs. J. Let's see it! (examines hat). Well, I sup- 
pose if it were steamed and pressed and dyed and other 
trimming put on, it wouldn't be so bad. We'll have to 
put it in for a finishing touch. 

Mrs. B. (handing hat to her). I am certainly thank- 
ful that I will not see that hat in front of me in church 
any more. Here's some more newspapers, Martha, to 
stuff in at the top. 



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Mrs. J. (completes task by packing top of box Unnly 
with papers.) 

Mrs. J. Now thank goodness, that's done. Dear me, 
it's five o'clock and I must hurry home. I had no idea 
it was so late. 

Mrs. B. (hospitably) . Can't you stay and have sup- 
per with us ? 

Mrs. J. (rising and pinning on her hat). O no, thank 
you just the same. 

Mrs. B. (helping her on zmth coat). Well thank you 
very much for coming. I'm glad that one member of the 
society was conscientious enough to help. 

Mrs. J. (drazving on gloves). O I never shirk my 
duty. Good-bye Louisa. Come and see me real soon. 

Mrs. B. You come and see me. Thank you ever so 
much for helping me. 

Mrs. J. Good-bye. 

Mrs. B. Good-bye, Martha. 

Mrs. B. (picking up papers and rearranging room). 
I suppose Martha thought it would have been absolutely 
impossible for me to have packed that box by myself. 
Well, thank goodness it's done, and Amelia's box is done, 
and I'm about done, too. (Seats herself zvearily.) 

(Enter Mildred, szmiging skates in one hand.) 

Mildred. Well, mother, you look about fagged out. 
(goes over to her mother, and smoothes her forehead). 
Is the rummage sale over? 

Mrs. B. Rummage sale? We were packing the. mis- 
sionary box. 

Mildred, (smiling). I hope the gifts will be appre- 
ciated. I wish I were to get Miss Loomis' hat, and Mrs. 
Hodges' dress, and a few other adornments. 

Mrs. B. (irritably). Mildred, I am really too tired 
to stand any nonsense. I have your Aunt Amelia's box 
all ready, and I've worried over that, for I know what- 
ever I send will be criticised. 



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Mildred, (continuing to smooth her mother's hair). 
Well, I don't see how they could possibly find fault with 
those presents. Dad is always so liberal about that box, 
but I know Aunt Amelia always finds faults with every 
last thing we send. I should think though she would be 
pleased with the waist I embroidered for her, and those 
lovely handkerchiefs. 

Mrs. B. She won't though. 

Mildred. It was the limit though for Dad to go shop- 
ping on his own account and buy Gladys a dress pattern 
that I'd have given my eyes for, and fur gloves for Uncle 
and a fur cap for Joe, and an embroidered dress pattern 
for Aunt Amelia too. The saleswoman coaxed him into 
getting those embroidered dress patterns, all right. 

Mrs. B. {irritably) . O your father always has some 
foolishness about Amelia loving him because he is her 
youngest brother. But the box is packed anyway, and 
the expressman is to call in the morning the first thing. 
I've just got to nail the cover on both boxes and mark 
them. 

Mildred, (eagerly). O let me do that mother. I've 
been gallivanting with the girls out skating while you've 
been working, and I feel ashamed of myself. Let me 
do that little bit. (coaxingly). 

Mrs. B. (gratefully) . Thank you, dear. I am tired 
and my head aches, so I'll go rest awhile if you will 
finish up. Thank you ever so much, (rises). Be care- 
ful you don't spill ink. 

Mildred, (reassuringly). O I'll be careful all right. 
You go rest. 

(Bxit Mrs. Banks.) 

Mildred, (cheerfully). Now for the amateur car- 
pentry! Who says a girl can't drive a nail? (Hums a 
tune as she nails the lid upon first box.) There, Mrs. 
Missionary ! Your valuable donations are safe. Let us 
hope that they may not be injured in transit ! Now Aunt 
Amelia, here's something to complain about! (takes up 
cards). O poor mother! She's forgotten to put the 



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cards on the presents. Well, I can't unpack the box 
again, and I'm not going to worry her by telling her 
that she forgot them. Uncle William will know that the 
sash and embroidered dresses aren't for him. (nails 
box). Now for the marking. Let's see how artistic I 
can be ! Mrs. William Worthington, Morningside Apart- 
ments, 524 W. 118th Street, New York, (suddenly). O 
I wonder if that was the right box? (hesitates). O I'm 
sure it was. I couldn't make a mistake about anything 
like that! Now for the other! (repeats as she marks). 
Mrs. David Brown, Silver Creek, Montana. Now ladies, 
for what you are about to receive may you both be truly 
thankful ! 

CURTAIN. 

SCENE II. 

(Dorothy dusts room, zi'liile Mrs. Brozuni is 
■ seated at table nuviding.) 

Dorothy, (mournfully). Well, mother, it don't look 
much like Christmas with father and Rob away. I sup- 
pose you are going to celebrate by mending, so I'll get 
out that old blue waist and see if I can patch it up to 
look more respectable. (Searches in mending basket and 
brings out icaist. .Holds it up to viezv.) It's pretty hope- 
less though! {satirically). What a merry lively Christ- 
mas it will be ! 

Mrs. B. (cheerfully). Things might be lots and 
lots worse, daughter. Since your father had to be away, 
I'm glad that Rob could keep him company, and we'll 
have a postponed Christmas when they come back. 
Thread this needle for me, please. Your eyes are bet- 
ter than mine. {Dorothy threads needle.) 

Dorothx. {handing needle to her mother). A post- 
poned Christmas is as cheerful as a warmed over pan- 
cake ! But let's open the box instead of waiting for 
father. He won't care. 

Mrs. B. {licsitati)igly). I had planned to wait till he 



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came back but there may be something perishable in the 
box. 

Dorothy. Peris'hable ! Everything perished long be- 
fore it reached us ! Wait till I get the hammer and chisel 
to open it. 

{Uxit Dorothy.) 

Mrs: B. (sadly). Poor Dorothy! How I would love 
to have pretty, dainty clothes for her and how she would 
enjoy them. 

(Enter Dorothy zvith child's shabby hat on head.) 

Dorothy, (smiling). This is the hat that was sent 
last year, so do you wonder I am pessimistic about this 
year's box? (Tosses hat into corner). Well, now for 
the opening, and I'll be hopeful anyway. 

Afrs. B. Look out for your fingers ! 

Dorothy, {cheerfully). O Fm a fine amateur car- 
penter! This lid was nailed on to stay, though! (Re- 
moves lid from box.) 

Dorothy, (surprised). Well, I never! Mother, mother, 
put down that old mending and look here ! ( Takes 
mending from her mother.) Did you ever see such a 
lovely box ! 

Mrs. B. (also surprised). What a beautiful box? 
Is it really meant for us? 

Dorothy. Here's the label all right. Mrs. David 
Brown, and that's you ! Just see the holly ! Isn't it 
Christmas-y? (Places sprig of holly in her hair.) 

Mrs. B. (hesitating). Hadn't we better wait till your 
father and Rob come? 

Dorothy, (reproachfully). Wait? O mother what 
outrageous cruelty! Why my fingers just itch to open 
those packages. There don't seem to be any labels, but 
we can guess at them. You take the first. 

Mrs. B. (takes parcel, umvraps and displays white 
embroidered waist). Isn't that exquisite? 

Dorothy, (enthusiastically). Why, mother, you'll look 



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as pretty as a picture in it. Stand up and let's see how 
it looks on you. {Holds up ivaist upon her mother.) 

Dorothy. Mother, you just look sweet. And now for 
my turn. (Takes parcels, unzvraps, and holds up dress 
zvith flozuered sash.) 

Dorothy, (excited). Why mother I never had any 
thing like this in my life ! It's the first thing that I've 
ever owned that didn't look as if some one had worn it 
till they were sick of it, first. I wish I could see it in 
the glass. Who's our fairy godmother? 

Mrs. B. Why the Ladies' Aid Society of the Meadow- 
brooke Church. Don't you remember that they wrote, 
saying that they were sending a box? 

Dorothy. Well, this is surely some box ! Now mother, 
it's your turn ! 

Mrs. B. ( iinzi'raps szveater). This must be for Rob! 
How pleased he will be ! I'll wrap it up again. 

Dorothy. That may be Rob's but I know I'm going 
to borrow it sometimes! (Tries on szveater.) 

Mrs. B. Now it's your turn to take a package. 

Dorothy. It's just like Aladdin's lamp, (takes pack- 
age). Now I wonder what this is? (Opens box). O 
mother what lovely neckwear? It's almost too dainty to 
touch. That pale blue will look so pretty with your waist. 
Did I ever see such a box ! 

Mrs. B. (taking parcel). I guess I am as excited as 
you are about it, Dorothy. (Opens package). This scarf 
must be for your father, and see, here are gloves to go 
with it. 

Dorothy. Then I am going to throw away those gloves 
which you have mended and mended till they are noth- 
ing but mends. (Takes gloves from mending basket and 
throzcs them in luaste basket.) 

Airs. B. (reprovingly). It doesn't take you long to 
learn to be extravagant ! 

Dorothy, {taking large package from box). I won- 
der what's in this big one. The best way to find out is 



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to open it. {Opens package and holds up eiderdoimi 
robe.) O mother, won't this be nice for you, so warm 
and comfy ! You must try it on right away ! (Slips robe 
over mother's shoulders.) 

Mrs. B. I'll enjoy this I know ! Now for my turn. 
{Opens box of handkerchiefs.) How dainty and pretty! 
We'll divide these, but you mustn't lose one ! 

Dorothy. My turn for the fairy gift box. {Opens par- 
cel.) A fur cap for Father! Won't he be pleased! 
{Tries cap on.) This looks nicely on me, but I mustn't 
be selfish ! 

Mrs. B. I should hope not, with all the lovely gifts, 
that you have! {Takes prettily decorated package.) 
Candy! Well, this is for everybody! I'll just keep it 
till father and Rob come back. 

Dorothy, {reaching for it). Perishable goods! 

Mrs.B. {firmly). I know it will be perishable if I put 
it where you can get it! 

Dorothy, {resigned) . Well, I'll be patient and wait. 
Now I'll put back father's and Rob's presents, and then 
I'll take some of this holly and decorate with it. Dear 
me ! We won't recognize ourselves ! 

Mrs. B. {earnestly) . I am going to write at once to 
the Meadowbrooke ladies, and tell them what a beautiful 
Christmas they have made for us. 

Dorothy. I take back all I said about a blue Christ- 
mas, and while you write Tm going to try on my new 
clothes. 

CURTAIN. 

SCENE III. 

{Gladys stands on a chair endeavoring to fes- 
toon a rope of evergreen over the doorzvay or 
window frame.) 

Gladys. Well, somebody has to get up enough energy 
for a little bit of Christmas decorating, with father and 



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Joe both away. Maybe I'll get a tumble, but it will be 
in a good cause. 

{Bntcr Marie, zvith tray.) 

Gladys. O Marie put your tray down and help me fix 
up this place so it will look more like Christmas and less 
like an apartment. 

Marie, (politely). Yes, Miss Gladys, (aside). It is 
a pleasure to see some cheerfulness. The madame! (imir- 
tating). Alarie, the cofifee is weak, the rolls are cold, the 
grapefruit is impossible! (sets dozvn tray). 

Gladys. You hang a wreath in the window, and I'll 
fix this rope of green over the door. (Marie and Gladys 
arrange greens.) 

Gladys. Now that is something like. 

Marie. Miss Gladys, I will remove the tray, for madam 
would disapprove of it remaining here. 

Gladys, (stepping dozvn from chair). Yes, and I 
might put my foot in her blue and gold coffee cup, and 
she would disapprove still more. 

(Exit Marie zmth tray.) 

(Enter Mrs. Worthington.) 

Mrs. IV. (languidly) . Good morning, Gladys. 

Gladys, (cheerfully). Good morning, mother. Just 
in time to open Aunt Louisa's Christmas box. 

Mrs. IV. (seats herself and takes up bottle of smell- 
ing salts). 

Mrs. W. (listlessly). I really am not interested espe- 
cially in your Aunt Louisa's box. It is past my compre- 
hension why when she is a woman of such plain, not to 
say plebeian taste, she and your uncle should enjoy a 
comfortable income, when we are obliged to strive so 
hard to keep up the appearance which our social posi- 
tion demands. 

Gladys, (calling). i\Iarie! Bring a screwdriver or a 
nail file or something and we'll open the box. Well, 
mother, maybe Aunt Louisa economizes more than we do. 



14 The Two Christmas Boxes 

but my definition is that economy is spending your money 
in such a manner that you don't get any pleasure out 
of it. 

(Enter Marie.) 

Gladys. Thank you, Marie. Now let's open the box. 
(Both try to pry up lid, and finally are successful.) 

Gladys. Now mother, brace up, there's a nice lady, 
and take some interest in your pretty gifts. 

Mrs. W. (carelessly) . Gladys, I have told you I am 
too nervous to take an interest in anything today, (chang- 
ing tone) . How shocking ! Why your aunt has stuffed 
the box with newspapers ! Newspapers for packing 
Christmas gifts ! \Vhat execrable ignorance ! Marie, 
take them out quickly ! 

Marie, (respectfully). Yes madam, (aside). Madam 
is not too nervous to take an interest now. 

(B.rit Marie.) 

Gladys, (smiling). O that's a novelty mother. Holly 
seals and red ribbon are monotonous. 

Gladys, (taking out parcel, and unzvrapping it). O 
how charming, mother! Here is a' hat for me to wear 
on Fifth Avenue ! I'll try it on ! 

Mrs. W. (paralyzed zvith indignation). O what can 
your aunt Louisa be thinking of ! To insult me in this 
manner ! That hat ! How atrocious ! Marie take it out 
of my sight ! 

Marie, (respectfully). Yes madam. (aside, hold- 
ing tip hat to audience). A charming token from the be- 
loved relatives ! 

(E^'it Marie.) 

Mrs. W. (gasping). Gladys! My smelling salts ! It 
is incomprehensible! What will your father say! 

Gladys, (laughing). He will say that it is exclusive 
and that you won't find another in New York like it. 
(unwraps parcel, and takes out moth-eaten cape). This 
is an evening wrap, which you can wear to the opera to- 



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morrow evening-, (examining cape). It looks as if the 
moth family and their relatives had been having an in- 
formal supper on this stylish garment. 

Mrs. IV. Gladys how can you laugh? I shall not re- 
cover from this shock for a year ! 

(Bntcr Marie.) 

Mrs. n\ Alarie, take that thing and tell the ashman 
to give it to his poor relations ! 

Marie, {respectfully). Yes madam ! (aside). Such 
a charming wrap, I almost fear to touch it! (carries it 
gingerly). 

(Exit Marie.) 

Gladys. Well, mother, brother and I are some tar- 
]\Iy dear brother is not forgotten I am glad to see ! These 
ties will cultivate a love of beauty. 

Mrs. 1J\ And my poor boy must be insulted too ! Ter- 
rible, terrible! (uses snieUing salts). 

(Enter Marie.) 

Mrs. ir. Alarie give these ties to your cousin, the 
policeman that comes to call. He can wear them when 
he is off duty. 

Marie. Thank you for your kindness, Madam. 
(aside). Alphonse wear ties like these? Never! 

Gladys, (satirically). Aunt Louisa remembers that 
you are an invalid, and has sent this negligee (hands 
shabby eiderdown robe to her mother). 

Mrs. U\ (in agitation). Gladys, how you can laugh 
at my poor health, is more than I can comprehend, and 
why your Aunt Louisa should have chosen to make me 
the target of her insults is more than I can understand. 
Marie, give it to the rag man. 

Marie. Yes madam, (aside). I fear he would not 
accept it. 

(Enter Marie.) 

Gladys. Well, mother, brother and I are some tag- 



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gets too. Here's a dress to wear to the \'an Schuyler's 
tea, and here's a very nifty suit for Rob. {exhibits faded 
gingham, and patched suit). The gingham however is 
a bit.decollette, but it has the fashionable short skirt. 

Mrs. W. I am mortified beyond expression that Marie 
should witness this frightful scene. Marie! 

Gladys. What makes you subpoena her as a witness 
then? 

(Bnter Marie.) 
Marie. You called Madam? 

Mrs. W. {with dignity). Marie put these shocking 
•garments where I shall never see or hear of them again. 

Marie. Yes, madam: 

Gladys, (rummaging in box). Wait a minute Marie, 
and save your steps. Here are a couple more offerings 
-that will need your kind care, (unzvraps shawl). Dear- 
est mother, a fleecy shawl for your shoulders, to shield 
you from the chill winds, {attempts to place shawl about 
her mothers shoulders). 

Mrs.W. {screaming). Gladys! Take it away. How 
horrible ! The thing isn't a shawl, it's a moth-hole ! 

Gladvs. {continuing). I feared that my dear father 
was to'be forgotten, but he too is remembered, (holds 
up overcoat). An overcoat, neat but not gaudy, with a 
pleasing openwork effect in the lining. 

Mrs. W. (sinks back in chair). I am overcome. 
Marie, take these abominable things away. I shall never 
recover from this shock, and I shall never forget this in- 
sult, (dries her eyes). And I shall write your Aunt 
Louisa at once and tell her in unmistakable language, 
-my opinion of her, in sending to me, to me a box evi- 
dently intended for the almshouse! 

CURTAIN. 



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SCENE IV. 

(As curtain rises, members of Ladies' Aid So- 
ciety are seen removing zvraps, the President, 
Mrs. Jenkins, being in the chair.) 

President, (rapping upon table). Will the meeting 
please come to order? 

Miss Loomis. (zmldly). Where is my other rubber? 
They were brand new last week, and— 

President, {rapping again). Ladies, will you please 
come to order? We will open with the minutes of the 
last meeting, and Miss Loomis, who acted as secretary 
pro-tem, will read them. 

Miss Loomis. (apologetically). I didn't have time 
to copy them in the book, but I have them on a piece of 
paper, (rummages in bag). I'm sure I brought them. 
Here they are! (reads). Take one dozen eggs — Oh, 
mercy no, that's the recipe for angel cake. Wait till I 
look again, (takes crochet pattern from bag). That's 
the pattern for lace that Brother Tom's wife gave me. 
(Holds it up.) It's real pretty, isn't it? 

Mrs. Hodges, (eagerly). Let me see it! 

Miss Loomis. (explaining). You make a double 
crochet, after you've chained twelve. 

Mrs. Hodges. Oh, that's easy ! I could pick that out 
myself. 

(Other members endeavor to examine the crochet pat- 
tern.) 

President, (zvith dignity). Miss Loomis, we are wait- 
ing for the minutes of the meeting. 

Miss Loomis. (holding up paper). O here they are! 
I'll read them ! 

Miss Loomis. The regular meeting of the Ladies' Aid 
Society was held on November tenth at the residence 
of Mrs. Winter, seven members present, and the Presi- 
dent, Mrs. Jenkins, being in the chair. Minutes of last 
meeting read and approved. Report of supper commit- 



18 The Tivo Christmas Boxes 

tee read and approved. Proceeds of harvest supper, 
seven dollars and thirty-five cents. 

Mrs. Winter. We charged too much for that supper, 
or we'd have made more money. 

Mrs. Hodges, (sharply). I don't think we charged 
too much considering the terrible price of food. 

Mrs. Winter, (irritably). Well, I don't like to work 
my feet off for a measly seven dollars. 

President, (rapping). Ladies, will you please come 
to order. Miss Loomis, continue with your report. 

Miss Loomis. (nervously). I lost my place. Let's 
see — 

President, (to help her). You were reading about 
the harvest supper. 

Miss Loomis. O yes. It was voted to send a box to 
Mrs. David Brown, committee to meet at the home of 
Mrs. Banks, chairlady of the committee. 

Mrs. Banks. There were only two of the society there.. 

Miss Loomis. I was too busy to come, but I sent a 
nice hat for the missionary's wife. 

Mrs. Banks, (aside). That terrible hat! 

President. Ladies, I must insist that you come to 
order. 

Miss Loomis. (zvorried). Where's that crochet pat- 
tern ? I can't lose that ! 

Mrs. Hodges, (handing it to her). Here you are. I 
was just counting the stitches. 

President. Miss Loomis, if you. have finished your 
report, we will hear a letter received by Mrs. Hodges, 
our secretary, from Mrs. Brown. 

Miss Loomis. Yes, I guess that was all. 
..Mrs. Hodges. (nervously). Wait ti'll I find my 
glasses, (rummaging in bag). Here they are. (Opens 
letter.) 

"My Dear Friends : Words fail me when I try to ex- 
press my thanks for the beautiful box which you sent. — 



The Two Christmas Boxes 19 

Miss Loomis. Pleased, wasn't she? 

"My heart is too full to write, as I think of the won- 
derful kindness which prompted you to send it." 

Mrs. Winter, (puzzled). They ain't usually so thank- 
ful. 

President. Ladies, please come to order, and let us 
listen to the letter. 

Mrs. Hodges, (continuing). The beautiful dress for 
my daughter, (aside). She meant that gingham of 
Clara's — Where was I — The clothing for myself which 
seems far too good for a missionary's wife — '' 

Miss Loomis. Somehow that don't just fit our box. 

Mrs. Hodges. (continuing). "The gifts for my 
son and husband are most thankfully received. Believe 
me dear friends, I am more than grateful for your kind- 
ness. 

"Yours very sincerely, 

"RUTH AI. BROWN." 

Mrs. Winter. Somehow I can't quite figure that out. 

Mrs. Hodges. Ours was a nice box, nice enough, but 
she didn't have no call to say quite so much. 

Mrs. Banks, (rising). Ladies, I have here a letter 
from my husband's sister, Mrs. Worthington, wdiich may 
throw some light upon Mrs. Brown's letter. Each Christ- 
mas we send a box to ]\Irs. Worthington, and I have re- 
ceived this acknowledgment for the gifts which we sent 
this year. (Opens letter.) 

"Louisa : I have just supervised the opening of a box, 
which while directed to me was evidently destined for 
the almshouse. In fact, I doubt whether the inmates of 
the almshouse would have found the donations accept- 
able. Beneath new^spapers which formed the packing, 
I found an article, which at first appeared to be a aban- 
doned birds' nest, but which upon closer inspection was 
evidently intended for a hat." 

Miss Loomis. (aghast). My hat! Why I paid five 



20 The Two Christmas Boxes 

dollars for that hat eight years ago and it was perfectly- 
good. A bird's nest! My hat! 

Mrs. Banks, (calmly). May I continue? 

"There were a motley collection of ghastly neckties, a 
tattered overcoat, a forlorn gingham — 

Airs.- Hodges, (indignantly). That was a perfectly 
good dress, only Clara said she wouldn't wear it any 
more ! 

Mrs. Banks, (continuing.). "And other disreputable 

apparel. I cannot understand the insult and assure you 

that I deem it unwarranted and unpardonable. I need 

hardly say that the garments were given to the rag man. 

"Your sister-in-law, 

"AMELIA WORTHINGTON." 

Mrs. Winter. What an awful letter! 

Mrs. Hodges, (shocked). I'm glad I haven't rela- 
tions-in-law like that ! 

Mrs. Banks. It is evidently clear to you ladies, that 
the labels upon the boxes were mixed, and the box for 
my sister-in-law reached Mrs. Brown, while the mission- 
ary box which we packed was sent by mistake to Mrs. 
Worthington. 

Miss Loomis. (indignantly). To say that my hat was- 
a birds' nest! 

Mrs. Winter. _ And disreputable apparel! 

President. Ladies, will you come to order! I regret 
of course that the mistake has been made, for doubtless 
it places Mrs. Banks in a very embarrassing position. 

Mrs. Banks, (nervously). Embarrassing is no word 
for it. She was so mad, it showed in her handwriting. 
(Passes letter round for inspection.) 

Mrs. Hodges, (gently). Well, there is one good side- 
to it. The missionary was pleased with her box, and I 
guess Clara's dress was pretty faded. 

Mrs. Winter, (apologetically). And I might have 
taken time to mend the overcoat. 



The Two Christmas Boxes 21 

Afiss Looniis. (firmly). I make no apologies for my 
hat! 

President. I suppose we could have fixed up the box 
meant for the missionary with pretty wrappings, like we 
do other peoples. 

Mrs. Hodges, (rising). Ladies, may I say a few 
words ? 

President. Mrs. Hodges has the floor. 

Mrs. Hodges. I think this has been a lesson to us, 
although it has probably made a peck of trouble for 
Mrs. Banks. 

Mrs. Banks. That's so! 

Mrs. Hodges. I think it shows us that our missionary 
likes pretty things the same as we do. 

Miss Looniis. (interrnptinc;). That's why I sent my 
hat! 

Mrs. Hodges. ( continuing) . And while I am sorry 
that it has made trouble for Mrs. Banks, I can't help 
being glad that the missionary got the nice box, so I 
would move that hereafter we make our missionary 
Christmas boxes as nice as those we send our husband's 
relations. 

All. Second the motion! 

President. It is moved and seconded that hereafter 
we make the boxes we send to our missionaries as good 
as those which are intended for our husband's relations. 
All in favor say "Aye." 

All. (heartily). Aye! 

President. Opposed? It is unanimously carried. 

CURTAIN. 



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Christmas at Pinnegan's Flat 15 Cents 

Christmas at Golden Gulch 15 Cents 

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Santa in Southland — (Cantata) 25c 

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Home-Made Santa Claus — (Play).. 25c 

Christmas Chimes— (Drill) 15c 

Christmas Surprise Drill 15c 

Silver Stars— (Drill) .' 15c 



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Libretto by Guptill. A musical fairy- 
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"Die IJtde PoGtician" 

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A COMEDY IN FOUR ACTS 

SEVEN MALES AND THREE FEMALES 



'^ir'HIS play was produced professionally 
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MUSICAL SKETCHES FOR YOUNG LADIES 

By Harry C. Eldrldge 

These fill an urgent need in supplying 
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program, for girls or ladies of any age. Clever 
words and singable music combined to make 
novel numbers for your entertainment. 

THE HAT OF OTHER BAYS. Everyone knows how 
ridiculous the changing styles make out-of- 
date hats appear. The song is based on this 
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"I CAN'T DO A THING WITH MY HAIR SINCE IT'S WASHED." 
Did you ever hear the above expression ? They 
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girls who have trouble in keeping their hair in 
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REDUCED TO $1.89. The figures in a dry goods 
show window are indignant at having to par- 
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THE WINNING WAYS OF GRANDMA'S DAYS. Sung in 
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TWO PLAYS FOR BOYS 

By SEYMOUR S. TIBBALS. 



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Price 25 Cents 



"Up Caesar's Crcck** 

A splendid play for any number of boys. The 
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